Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...