Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Elephant jokes 11
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Kermit the Frog
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The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...