Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...