Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...