Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...