Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Universal excuse form.
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You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
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The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Think about it!
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Never There
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Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...