You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...