Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...