Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...