Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...