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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Greek wedding
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Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
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What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
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