AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.