Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...