Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...