How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...