Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!