Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...