Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...