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“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Wife-taming method
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Enlightenment Quiz
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Those clothes are very becoming on you
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Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
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worm’s favorite band
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Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Microsoft Market Penetration
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
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Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...