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A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
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Classic Oxymoron
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My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
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