An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...