What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...