Naughty Night Before Christmas
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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Those who don’t know
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Mousework!
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Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...