Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...