What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...