SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...