Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...