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Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...