Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...