Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...