So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...