The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...