Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...