George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...