Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...