Take The Pill
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Time for the wedding
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What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
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When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
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How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
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Make a last request
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