Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?