Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...