Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...