What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...