A play on Computer Lingo.
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
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A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
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