Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...