Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.