The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...