These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
blonde q and a’s
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A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Should have glasses
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They use snail varnish!
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A walking economy
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.