Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...