Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...