Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.