Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.