Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
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An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...