I’ve got the lumber
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Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Lawyers are greedy
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Bumpy Stickers!
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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...